Quarantinis (Web Series)
Quarantinis - a comedic web series I wrote, performed, and produced during the early days of quarantine. Each of the seven episode features a unique character and, just in case you don’t think I’m as funny as I think I am, every episode teaches you how to make a different cocktail. Please enjoy Quarantinis responsibly!
Quarantinis - Episode 1 - "Old Fashioned"
What's a bartender to do without a bar to tend? Well…his best.
The first episode in a new isolation series. More Quarantinis to come.
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Old Fashioned Recipe:
- 3-4 dashes of Angostura Bitters
- 2oz Rye Whiskey
- 1/2oz Simple Syrup
- Add ice and stir
- Garnish with Orange Peel
Quarantinis - Episode 2 - "Gimlet"
Losing grip on reality? Hey, at least it's this reality. Could be worse.
The second episode in a new isolation series. More Quarantinis to come.
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Gimlet Recipe:
- 2oz Gin
- 3/4oz Simple Syrup
- 3/4oz Lime Juice
- Add ice
- Shake and strain
- Garnish with Lime Wheel
Quarantinis - Episode 3 - "Sazerac"
No St. Paddy's Day? No Cinco de Mayo? What's next? No Fourth of July?? I thought this was America!
The third episode in a new isolation series. More Quarantinis to come.
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Sazerac Recipe:
- 2 dashes Peychaud's Bitters
- 3-4 dashes of Angostura Bitters
- 1/4oz of Simple Syrup
- 2oz Rye Whiskey
- Absinthe Rinse
- Stir and Strain
- Garnish with Lemon Peel
Quarantinis - Episode 4 - "Negroni"
What's the difference between a pastor and a bartender? Location, location, location.
The fourth episode in your favorite isolation series. More Quarantinis to come.
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Negroni recipe:
- 1oz Gin
- 1oz Campari
- 1oz Sweet Red Vermouth
- Add ice and stir
- Strain and pour over ice, or into chilled glass
Quarantinis - Episode 5 - "Mojito"
Hey. You can’t spell “Extra” without “Ex.”
The fifth episode in your favorite isolation series. More Quarantinis to come.
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Mojito recipe:
- Fresh Mint
- Fresh Lime
- 2oz Rum
- 1oz Lime Juice
- 1oz Simple Syrup
- Add ice and shake
- Pour and add soda water to taste
- Garnish with mint and lime
Quarantinis - Episode 6 - "Tiki Man Bad"
It's not WHAT you know, it's you know WHO!! Wait...
The sixth episode in your favorite isolation series. More Quarantinis to come.
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Tiki Man Bad recipe:
- 1oz OFTD Rum
- 1oz Light Rum
- 1/4oz Allspice Liqueur
- 1/2oz Velvet Falernum
- 1oz Pineapple Juice
- 3/4oz Lime Juice
- 1/2oz Cinnamon Simple Syrup
- Add ice and shake
- Pour
- Top with shaved ice
- Garnish with orange and lime wheels
- Garnish with lime half (juiced)
- Fill lime half with 151 Rum
- Light that bad boy on fire
- Sprinkle cinnamon over the top for added pizzazz
- Don't light anyone on fire
Quarantinis - Episode 7 - "Tom Collins"
Houston just re-closed a bunch of salons, hair dressers, and waxing centers. It's getting real ugly out there.
The seventh episode in your favorite isolation series. More Quarantinis to come.
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Tom Collins Recipe:
- 2oz Gin
- 1oz lemon juice
- 1oz Simple Syrup
- Ice and shake
- Strain into Collins glass
- Add fresh ice
- Top with soda water
- Garnish with lemon wheel
- Enjoy!